yo deadass who decided to put me on this earth. I’m not even playing like i wanna fight, square up there’s no words why would you do this.

Anonymous squeaked: TOGETHER FOREVER AND NEVER TO PART TOGETHER FOREVER WE TWOOOOO. AND DON'T YOU KNOW I WOULD MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER WITH YOUUUUU

buy me dinner first, ho!

Anonymous squeaked: Did you know that the vagina can fall out

you mean like a pelvic organ prolapse? ye

my mum’s a midwife so anything in that general area she’s like and another thing 

  1. me: i haven't watched the avengers in a hot min
  2. me: *puts on avengers*
  3. me: *has 911 on speed-dial*
samegig:

I love lilo

tfw everybody’s tryna steal your girl

samegig:

I love lilo

tfw everybody’s tryna steal your girl

ah yes and here we have kassandra loving the crew

Anonymous squeaked: I'm watching you. I see you everyday. I know you every move. Pin head

I hope you like reading Avengers fanfiction over my shoulder boo

Blue Feat. Blue Ivy
Beyoncé

jacko-plantern:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

lukeely:

Ladies Rule the World: [5/5] Singers

When you’re a girl, you have to be everything, You have to be dope at what you do, but you have to be super sweet, and you have to be sexy, and you have to be this and you have to be that and you have to be nice, and you have to - it’s like, I can’t be all of those things at once. I’m a human being.

recentgooglesearches:

could i win a fight against my entire family

denchgang:

he’ll is real life and im satin

Don't Mess With My Man
Nivea Ft. Jagged Edge